Need OTP Prompt Blogs?

ndsderpsters:

I see that we all like OTP prompts here. Here’s a list of blogs. Some blogs I found from this post. Some are active; some are inactive. Some have “not safe for work”, some don’t. If you see an 18+ by a blog, I do not condone minors to follow. In fact, if a blog has mature content (like 18+), I do not condone minors to follow! If one of you has these blogs and want it taken down, feel free to inbox me. Add your own blog, too! Have fun!

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kairillia:

pixelreblags:

tardisinthetimewarp:

banananutcraycray:

misswompler:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

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OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

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This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

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OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

omfg

I don’t know how, I don’t know where, but I will find this fabric.

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“ so this just happened at my local university today. I...

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tatianatouch:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

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xdirkcalloway:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

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so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

marry him

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

I SHOULD OH GOD

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

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equius asked:

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

sleepyspoonie Answer:

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

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texas shaped gravestones

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texas shaped mirrors

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texas shaped cheese

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texas shaped pools

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texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

spockvarietyhour:

luxwing:

shithowdy:

littlebearie:

mermaidkaila:

memedaddy-signless:

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:

prospitans:

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texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

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texas shaped waffles

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texas shaped toast

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and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

WELCOME TO TEXAS

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

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Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

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Texas Shaped cookie cutters

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Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

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And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

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Texas Shaped chips

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Texas Shaped Chocolates

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As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

This isn’t normal? lol

@irritatedhiss

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

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note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

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Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

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OR A TEXAS TABLE

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or something completely useless

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i hate this state please help me

100% accurate

thyroidglands:

Throwback to when my mother was told she wasn’t allowed to work if she wore her nose piercing. Throwback to when I was told I couldn’t go to school because I had henna on my hands and was promoting “tattoos”. Throwback to when my mom was told to go back to her country when she wore a bindi. Throwback to when my mom was asked if she was a terrorist when she wore clothes from our culture. Throwback to when I was told “I’m asking to get robbed” when I wore a Payal (ankle bracelet).

Now our culture is considered “chic” “indie” “hipster” and it’s okay for anyone to wear without knowing the deep meaning behind it. That isn’t “appreciating” a culture. It’s appropriating.

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aromanticbellamy:

geekandmisandry:

ima-fuckingt4ble:

thenewnationalanthemptv:

awholockedpotterhead:

Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?

Do you know why? 

Do you want to know why?

Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine. 

GIVE THIS THING AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE. EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS AND HAVE IT ON THEIR BLOG. HOLY SHIT.

No its because most boys look ridiculous in girls clothes, but girls look decent in “boyfriend” clothes. Stop trying to make EVERY THING into some form of female oppression.

It’s not “boyfriend” clothes. Clothes do not inherently have gender, they are pieces of fabric and no one cares about your hetero insertions. There was a time when it was normal for young men to wear dresses, clothing was much more gender neutral. 

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Cute little boys in their boy dresses!

And dresses and skirts look fine on men:

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In different cultures around the world different items of clothing are worn that in many countries would be seen as feminine: 

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And they all look fabulous as fuck, like wow!

The only reason you think so now is because you are socialised differently. Which is ok, that happens, but when you assert things as facts and don’t look at any of the culture behind them you looking like an anal fissure. 

Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell. 

i find it funny how the fuckboy is complaining about “”making everything abt female oppression“” when actually this is a classic case of the patriarchy & toxic masculinity backfiring on men themselves

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